small drunken cog in a giant destructive empire*

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Tuesday, April 2, 2013

something you won't like

McDonald's Grilled Onion Cheddar at McSweeney's Internet Tendency. 

Summary: get a McGangbang instead.


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Labels: biochemicals, death, food, lust, mcdonald's, mcsweeney's, rectal cancer

Wednesday, February 27, 2013

are you down with the zest?

Living the LUNA Life at The Mugwump Corporation


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Monday, August 13, 2012

for a joke to continue to be a real joke it requires an audience that at least sort of gets the punch line

Last Girlfriend, is up at Vol. 1 Brooklyn as part of their Sunday Stories series.
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*I too, at one time, felt the elation of being a small drunken cog / in a giant destructive empire. / It means when you do nothing

- Joshua Beckman

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"Chris Vola serves up some wicked thrills in this killer novel. Only the Dead Know Brooklyn is a fast-paced, scary book with a wicked sense of humor."

- Jonathan Maberry, New York Times-bestselling author of Patient Zero and Dead of Night

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Chris Vola’s debut novel, Monkeytown, is an indictment of American suburbs, a reminder that there is nothing scarier than young white people with lots of free time.

- The Brooklyn Rail
"The joy of Monkeytown is discovering Vola’s mastery. He is virtuosic at parceling out surprises. The layers of emotional and character complexity he unveils over hundreds of pages set in a place where people are regularly beaten, raped, and killed, all the while intensifying the drama and humanity of the abusers and the abused without treating either gratuitously, indicate a writer confident and daring enough to assume he has the reader’s trust, a trust Vola repays time and time again."

- Prick of the Spindle
"Vola has his ear to the street. He's tapped into his generation here. Whatever he does next, watch out."

- The Small Press Book Review
"Monkeytown is a frightening vision of what we might become."

- Toad Suck Review
"A hoaxy, scaly Halliburton nightmare. Vola's hot-headed nihilism will wake you up screaming."

- John Reed, author of Tales of Woe
  • RECURRING CHILDHOOD NIGHTMARES

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